i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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