so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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