I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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