you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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