just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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