just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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