Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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