so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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