Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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