dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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