talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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