What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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