any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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