Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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