he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well you can't waste a boner
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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