i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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