Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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