my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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