Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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