she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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