If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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