I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
We named our party play list daddy issues
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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