capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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