I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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