I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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