I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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