My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
you never un-have a 4some
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
