I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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