I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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