Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
