I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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