Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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