im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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