I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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