We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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