I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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