So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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