there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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