I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The adults are the big ones right?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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