I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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