you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hippo gnu deer
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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