I wish I could punch you in the face.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We just shotgunned beers for America
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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