I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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