just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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