Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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