She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
