I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I love you.
Bad choice
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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