she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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