Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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