Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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