Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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