they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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