Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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