Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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