By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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